Child friendly Bangkok

The honest truth? It would have been far easier writing a post about how unchild friendly Bangkok is. But hey, what would life be without a challenge, right?

Our kids are pretty much like every other kid out there. They are six and nine years old, and seem to be interested in seeing something different (but not for too long), trying strange foods (as long as they don’t have to finish it), shopping (strictly items for themselves of course, and preferably football related, and why do they never get tired of trying on sunglasses goddamit…), animals (any shape or size), riding weird vehicles (a tuk tuk ride always put huge smiles on their faces) and last but not least, they like their ice cream. The bigger the better.

Thrown in at the deep end in Bangkok’s maze of over crowded pavements, crazy traffic and concrete avenues, I felt that our four day stopover would prove a huge challenge. There are only so many Buddhas and temples you can see before the kids start complaining. This caused for alternative thinking, and this is how we not only survived, but somehow managed to get Mattis and Siena to love Bangkok!

1. Covering Buddhas with gold leaf

Bangkok is full of beautiful Buddhist temples, but Wat Pho sort of takes the biscuit. Its 43,5 meter long reclined, golden Buddha is as popular with the Thai themselves as with us tourists. The kids loved this place. Not just because the Buddha is a fascinating sight in its own right, but also because the whole site is embalmed in a mystic and serene atmosphere. Best of all? You can buy golden leaf in a little stall, and place them on many of the smaller Buddha statues scattered around the temple area.

Location: Maharat Rd



2. Fish tank pedicure


Khao San Rd. is an exciting place for adults and children alike. Find out more about this weird and wonderful stretch of road in our previous post here. The fish tanks caught our kids’ attention immediately, and it took our son approximately one nano second to kick his shoes off once we gave him the go ahead. First time around we paid 4 euros for fifteen minutes. Second time around, two weeks later, we haggled it down to 2 euros.

Location: Khao San Rd.

3. Feeding the turtles

Wat Prayoon is a surprise of a place, not far from the Memorial Bridge. In fact it’s another temple with lots of little shrines scattered around. However, the biggest draw here is no doubt the huge turtles and fish who live in the small lake. Kids love this experience. First of all because they can get really close to the animals and interact by feeding them. Secondly because it’s a really laid back place with few fences and no traffic what so ever.

There’s a fruit vendor on site, dishing out bits of ham, sliced banana and those sticks to feed the turtles. Very cheap – 50 centimos for a full plate.

Location: 24 Th Prachathipok, cnr Thetsaban Soi 1




4. Frequent tuk tuk rides

We tuk-tukked everywhere. Be it just across the bridge     or further afield. Simply because it gave us, and especially the kids, a buzz. We had our own set of tuk-tuk rules too:

1 – Always put on sunglasses in order to protect our eyes from wind, fumes and dust.

2 – The kids were never allowed to get on the tuk-tuk first, nor to get off it last. I get a bit over protective when we’re travelling, and admit it – I was worried some crazy tuk-tuk driver would take off with the kids. Location: Everywhere!

5. Boat ride

I am still not sure if our daughter fell asleep because of, or in spite of, the rocky backwaters of Bangkok… Nevertheless, we had a private tour of the canals of the city in a traditional long tail boat, and were really amazed to discover how beautiful Bangkok is from this perspective.The boat was a rickety old wooden vessel that had seen better days for sure… and I wasn’t totally comfortable with the ill fitted life vests, but then again, the canals weren’t very wide, so I assumed we would be able to save ourselves should the boat give in to the currents…

Location: We boarded at the one of Bangkok’s many bridges. Sorry, can’t remember which one…

6. ‘Doing’ Khao San Rd

Khao San Rd is a haven for remote control addicted kids! Here you’ll find every shape, size and variety on planet Earth. They were also thrilled to pick up torches, flipflops, t-shirts, football shirts, SUNGLASSES, etc, etc.

Our son soon realised how to work his haggle magic, and became an expert at turning his back on the desired item, and saying ‘No, I’m not too bothered’. This would always result in the vendor calling us back with an offer to lower the price.






7. Ice cream heaven

In our family, ice cream is never a bad idea! We tracked down world famous ice cream chain Swensen’s in top notch shopping centre ‘Siam Parakon’.

Definitely not a backpacker place, this shopping centre is stricktly for the ones who are not Baht conscious – we are talking brands like Jimmy Choo, Chanel, Gucci, Lamborghini, Porche as well as the five star Kempinski Hotel Siam. Having said that, the ice cream was still affordable, delicious and safe for little stomachs.

Location: Siam station with the Skytrain

8. Seven Eleven

Prior to arriving in Thailand, we had no idea there would be a Seven Eleven on practically every street corner. Believe us, it’s an air conditioned piece of child friendly heaven when the intensity of Bangkok starts getting to you. Seek refuge, let the kids pick up an ice cream, browse the weird and wonderful section of crisps and just chill out. As strange as it may sound, we fell in love with Seven Eleven.

Location: Every street corner

9. Get your regular place

There’s nothing quite like returning to the same cafe a few days in a row. The staff recognizes you, the menu is familiar, and you know where the best table is. We found our regular place a few blocks down from the hotel. Nothing fancy, just a hole in the wall Thai restaurant, frequented by the locals.








10. Seek refuge in the hotel

We totally recommend this down-to-earth-with-an-arty-atmosphere hotel in downtown Bangkok: Phranakorn Nornlen! It’s extremely child friendly, and consequently frequented by many families with kids. Their breakfasts come with hot chocolate for little vagabonds, and their interior design features vintage sweet shop and toy shop facades. In a pond in the garden, they have tadpoles and frogs which entertained our kids for hours! Another huge bonus are the delicious smoothies which ensure your little ones stock up on their healty fruits. BIG THUMBS UP from us!

We have written about this hotel before here.

Finally, after surviving/falling in love with Bangkok, we took a well deserved island break in Ko Chang. Find out all about our secret Ko Chang beach here.


Cruising with kids

We, the Montero family, can now proudly call ourselves a cruising family. We’ve felt the wind in our hair, we’ve been served and served again, we’ve dipped into the huge deck pool and reclined in the hot tub whilst our ship takes us from Marseille to Mallorca.

Those of you who know us would call this behaviour totally out of character. What happened to the backpacks? What about our adventurous spirit? The local food? The people we meet along the way? In short – WHY WERE WE ON ‘THE EPIC’?!

This was not a trip fuelled by our own sense of adventure. It was one of those trips that came our way thanks to work. Basically, we went along on a press trip to find out what it’s like to cruise as a family.

Hard at work by the Pool Bar









There’s a great misconception out there that cruising is mostly done by blue haired women and their geriatric husbands. It’s a myth the industry is quite desperate to kill. As it turns out, some ships cater especially for families, as did our massive ‘Norwegian Epic’. (Check out this article by Jane Archer in the Telegraph from 2006 where some of the child friendliest cruise lines around are listed.)

The bunk bed never ceased to amaze our kids. It appears magically every evening!

 Our Mediterranean cruise with the Norwegian Epic took us from Barcelona via Marseille to Palma. We had three nights on board, and could easily have stayed for a whole week.

Once the suitcases arrived at our cabin, there was no stopping the kids. I have seriously never seen them getting changed so fast before. Ever! They somehow managed to dig out their swim suits from in between the clothes, and literally dragged us up to Deck 16.

As far as I can remember, Deck 16 became our base, with occasional detours to the self service restaurant and – HOLD ON TIGHT – the self service ice cream machine!

DECK 16 in all its glory!







Upon our return to the cabin later on in the afternoon, there was no trace of the kids’ frenetic search for swimsuits. We told the kids that ‘James’ had been there… You see, we’ve got this continuous joke in our family where we tell the kids that ‘James’ doesn’t work here. This applies to any given situation where they should have cleaned up their own mess, their plates, their homework, their clothes, etc. Today, at the age of six and nine, they still seem to hope for him to miraculously show up from out of nowhere so they don’t have to tidy themselves. Imagine their surprise when our imaginary servant had all of a sudden become reality!

Somebody is getting used to having lobster for dinner...

Still, no one appreciates a James as much as yours truly. No one quite values sitting down at a laid table and a delicious meal like a working mummy. And finally, imagine this: Kids are happy, actually more than happy, I would go as far as calling them ECSTATIC at the choice of things to do on board. Daddy is coping just fine with a steady flow of mojitos being brought his way. We find time to squeeze in a family round or two of bowling and cheer the kids on in the climbing wall.

Summing it up – family cruising is a breeze! There’s plenty of entertainment on board for everyone, both day and night. And then there’s the HUGE bonus of arriving at a brand new port almost daily!

You’ll be having buttery croissants in Nice one morning, scrumptious pizza in Napoli the next.


We said it was work. And it was. However, there was nobody complaining about the work load. Somebody’s gotta do it, right? So the kids posed for pictures, and we photographed and took notes as usual. Below are the results, published in Norwegian lifestyle magazine Kamille Mor & Barn: