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Palma through my crystal ball

Sometimes I feel rather courageous. Because believe me, it’s all down to courage when I dare to predict the future of tourism in Mallorca. This place is Ground Zero for package holidays as we know them today. The island’s capital, Palma,  saw the arrival of the very first charter flights in the late fifties. And what did the Mallorcans do?

To sum it up in three words: Build, build, build…. in the name of revenue and in order to accommodate all those souls lusting for sunshine, beach bumming and sangria.

The result is a shoreline littered with high-rise hotels. They are still standing firm, too close to the beach, too boring to look at and way too old fashioned to attract the elite traveller.

But hang on. Aren’t we celebrating Danish Functionalism as one of the hippest retro styles there is at the moment? And what about the funky Bauhaus style advocated by architect guru Mies van der Rohe? These old, yet very trendy styles have in common that they lasted for approximately ten years each. Bauhaus flourished between 1920 – 1930′s, and the Danish functionalism had its peak in the 1960′s.

Who is to say the concrete jungle we know as the Bay of Palma will not shake off its dusty facade and re-invent itself as retro cool? Could it be that the coast from Magaluf in the West to Arenal in the East will re-gain claim as a cultural destination where one can travel to experience pigeon hole living in its most authentic way?

The Bay of Palma has a lot going for it, maybe even a concrete jungle?

I say YES! Give it five more years and I bet some of the old high-rise hotels will start advertising themselves as authentic 70′s buildings with a renovated interior. And who knows, maybe we’ll even have tour groups organizing Concrete Jungle excursions?

Failing all of the above, there’s always this to ensure future tourism:

 
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Posted by on May 12, 2010 in All Entries, Spain

 

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Magaluf…Shagaluf…Stagaluf

There are lots of places I would die to go back to. Other places have quite the opposite effect. They make me wanna die.

Last year I made my way from Mallorca’s capital Palma to Mallorca’s booze and party capital Magaluf. They’re only thirty minutes apart in distance, but a world apart in content. You start noticing the tell tale signs on the bus ride along the coast. The buildings get taller, the beaches more packed and the shops are covered in neon coloured beach towels, inflatable mattresses and skimpy party clothes. Not my cuppa.

refined is not a word much used in magaluf

Once in Magaluf, it’s plain to see that it isn’t its location that has placed it on the tourist map. The place is ugly. A miserable blast from the seventies with concrete tower blocks, pubs and loud adverts. Happy hour is in your face, wherever you turn. So are the burnt Brits. Then there is the beach. The Mediterranean shore with its gentle breeze and tempting sandy appearance. It could have been paradisical. Shame about the stag parties all kitted out as Borats, police officers or super heroes. The hens are not so inventive. They stick to their bunny rabbit or nurse outfits in the hope that it’ll turn heads. Enough said.

Heaven on Earth or not

Hot or not?

In your face

Writing about it puts me in a bad mood. Why did I go? To interview newly graduated bartenders whom are planning on making a career out of summer indulgence. Needless to say, I did not spend the night. The newspaper who ordered the interview would’ve had to pay me tenfolds to spend the night amongst the tack and the puke.  Magaluf, I shall never ever EVER return.

spotted on a restaurant table

Merry Scandinavians bring out their inner Viking in the quest to get as plastered as possible before sunrise

Becoming a bartender involves practice behind and in front of the bar

This post is part of the Travel Blog Carnival hosted by Jennifer over at theturkishlife.blogspot.com.

Check out the whole REGRETTABLE TRIPS carnival to make sure you don’t step in unfortunate footsteps!

The Blogsherpa Carnivals are made by the team of Lonely Planet bloggers.

 
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Posted by on March 14, 2010 in Spain

 

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